Only You Jac

Ugly Christmas Sweater Blogger Challenge

2011-12-15T02:43:00.004-07:00

Ok here The Blogger's Ugly Christmas Challenge!!
This is the picture of what was on the back though not scene in any pictures. I had not sewn it on the back yet....

Here it is!!! LOL You may think it cute I think it UGLY!!!

Here a picture of my date... J/K LOL But I thought it was kinda funny!!!

LOL Vote for me on Mary's Page!!! http://classicmarymoments.blogspot.com/2011/12/ugly-sweater-challenge.html

~Jac~

New Blogs... What's yours?

2011-05-01T00:44:00.003-07:00

Hey people,

So I've had a lot going on but I've been slowing down late at night at work and started up reading my favorite blogs. My friend sent a link for this one blog and they are having a contest! I usually don't enter these things but I really like their blog so I'm entering!

Because life is like a bowl of marbles... http://cylindassundries.blogspot.com/ (love the name by the way)

So if you have a blog and want a full time reader send me a link let me know about you. I'd love to be a follower!

Jac

One of those....makes you laugh, makes you think!

2011-02-16T06:03:00.004-07:00

There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to be able to take it with him to heaven. So he began to pray that he might be able to take some of his wealth with him.

An angel hears his plea and appears to him. "Sorry, but you can't take your wealth with you...." The man implores the angel to speak to God to see if He might bend the rules.

The man continues to pray that his wealth could follow him. The angel reappears and informs the man that God has decided to allow him to take one suitcase with him. Overjoyed, the man gathers his largest suitcase and fills it with pure gold bars and places it beside his bed.

Soon afterward the man dies and shows up at the Gates of Heaven to greet St. Peter. St. Peter seeing the suitcase says, "Hold on, you can't bring that in here!"

But, the man explains to St. Peter that he has permission and asks him to verify his story with the Lord. Sure enough, St. Peter checks and comes back saying, "You're right. You are allowed one carry-on bag, but I'm supposed to check its contents before letting it through."

St. Peter opens the suitcase to inspect the worldly items that the man found too precious to leave behind and exclaims, "You brought pavement?!!!"

~Jac~

Gossip...

2010-10-16T05:02:00.002-07:00

Love,

Jac

Some pictures just make me smile...

2010-06-12T01:31:00.003-07:00

Some pictures just make you smile, here are 2 of my recent favorites that I have recently seen...

It was a dark & very cold night at Jr. Camp when my girls snuggled up close to get warm!

Selena (my niece's BFF), me, Aurora (my niece)

My niece, Aurora; Benjamin, my cousin; Forrest, my brother!

Can I get an Awwwwwww.....

Jac

Then reality sets in... I NEED A MAN!!!

2010-06-04T23:59:00.004-07:00

Being single isn't so bad, I've learned a lot being a single girl. I can change a tire, check my oil & levels in my car and even change a car battery by myself. I can hang up picture frames, fix small things around the house. I've gotten over my fear of bugs... well sorta as long as I am armed with a bottle of Raid, high heel and ton of napkins. I can and will kill a bug, not to mention I will pollute the air with Raid that every bug in a square mile is choking and I don't really smoosh the bug but throw a high heel from 50 feet away praying it will hit it, I've gotten good! I've gotten so independent that I think, I could survive without a guy!

But today reality kicked through the door and I realized... I need a man!!!

After attempting for about an hour, I gave up in tears and yelled out words... I NEED A MAN!!!

Nope, superman or any guy for that matter came running, no one saved my day and was my hero, I had to walk away and just give up, and asked myself...

"Will I Ever Be Able to Open the Jar of Pickles Again?"

So I'm taking up applications, but there is one test you must pass...
"Can you open this jar of pickles for me?"

Boycotting Jars,
Jac

Parachute Away!!!

2010-05-31T03:11:00.005-07:00

~*~Remember when you were in elementry school, picture it. Gym class, back when it was fun not work and sweaty like in Jr. High and High School but there was one day that you look forward too. Ok so some are thinking dodge ball, (I was only good at dodging balls just not throwing them back!) but I'm talking about the day everyone loved!!! Parachute day!!! Everyone could get involved, the teacher would bright out this HUGE multicolored parachute and if you were lucky you would get a handle, otherwise you held on to the side. Oh how cool, making it waves or making it fly up high and almost float down. Or try to keep the balls on the parachute as we bounced them around or run under it. Oh my the fun!!!

~*~So I haven't thought about this for YEARS!!! So when I came across something about parachutes I realized I JUST HAD to have one!!! I figured they would be expensive and way out of my price range but I started looking. After caculating the kids at my church and the size I would need plus what I could afford I found a very affordable one! I bided on one on ebay and I'm just HOPING I get it cause it used but it great condition and cheap!!!

~*~Now I'm bouncing around like a kid, telling everyone that I'm getting a parachute! Lots of the teens and adults were ssssoooo excited, except for a few. Poor homeschooled children that never got to experience the parachute day!!! Don't worry we will fix that!

~*~Hey and with all my research did you know that parachutes are actually good for you? Yeap that right, it teaches teamwork, cooperation, upper body strenght and of course it's lots of fun!!!

~*~A parachute kid forever~*~

Jac

Future Jr. Camp Woes!

2010-05-27T00:10:00.004-07:00

*PS* This story is for those who every worked with kids, sunday school kids, Jr. Campers or kids in general. Only you will understand! For all those who haven't, will not understand why you do have to have this conversation with kids sometimes! So don't read it if you will get offended! LOL Don't say that I didn't warn ya! It's really not bad, but SOMEONE will get offended I'm sure with a "That gross don't post that!" Comment!

So excited about Junior Camp this year that I was in seventh heaven! Lots of campers going, some needing the Holy Ghost and several of my Sunday School Kids (SSK) are going and so on!!! Nine total campers, 2 staff (including myself) 4 off campus, equaling 15 total!!! Woohoo!!! With 4 that need the Holy Ghost!!!

BUT... Then the realization of how by the end of the week after your head is swirling with questions like "For Reals?!?!?!" come crashing in already and camp hasn't even started!!!

I was telling the SSK what they needed to bring to camp, talking to them about what kind of clothes, stuff they need to bring, (like towels, shampoo etc.) but when I mentioned they need Five pairs of underwear at least.
One of my SSK looked at me in shock and said, "We have to bring FIVE pairs of underwear??? Why?!?!?"
"Cause you have to take a shower every day and change your underwear!" I responded kinda shocked.
"Why can't I put on my old pair? I do that all the time!!" She was very upset!
"Cause they are dirty!!!"
"Ssssoooo...."
~Sigh~ but then responded firmly, "As your future counselor, my campers will not smell during the week so you will have to take a shower, brush your teeth, and change your underwear EVERYDAY!!!"
"How do I brush my teeth everyday if I don't have a toothbrush?" said one of the younger girls.

~Sigh~ It going to be a long week at camp, but I'm still excited!!! I think I will have to sing them my silly song, it a Jr. Camp tradition for my campers so it should teach a lesson. My old campers know what song I'm talking about!!! LOL

Only Me,
Jac

My Dream!

2010-05-24T03:37:00.003-07:00

They say if you can't sum up your dreams and goals in one or two sentences then you are not certain of your dream! So here my dream...

"I may not amount to much but if I can influence a child that will one day become a modern day Peter or Paul. Then I accomplished my greatest dream!" ~Jac~

What is that smell?

2010-05-04T05:22:00.004-07:00

It was Sunday afternoon when I sat down for lunch at a local café; I was eating alone and choose a seat near the front so I can watch the people as they ordered their food.

When my food arrived, I started to smell the most awful smell; it seriously smelled like an old man who just smoked a pack of cigarettes in one sitting.

I slightly gagged and slyly looked around for the old man, no one was near me and the only people that were 10 ft away was a young decent looking couple, a mother with her small daughter and the little employee cleaning the display windows.

“That’s odd.” I thought, but as I started eating again, “Wow, where is that guy!”

I decided it had to be someone sitting at the tables.

So I acted like I need more napkins, getting up and walking too closely to the table of two guys my age smelling as I go.

They did smell but not like old men that smoked to much, in fact they smelled pretty good.

I couldn’t figure out for the life of me, where the smell was coming from.

But as I went to take another bite, the smell overwhelmed me and at the same moment, my eye caught the menu, “Smoked Chicken Wrap.”

Yeap you guessed it, my meal which was really good, smelled like an old man who smoked too much!!!

LOL,

Jac

Decision...about camps

2010-04-10T02:26:00.006-07:00

Don't you hate making a decision? I know I do! In fact, this one I have to make soon or both options are out but I want to make the right one.

I have to take a work off I have to much vaction time built up (again) but I can't take it off all at once. I plan to take off for the youth conference I always got to in July in Colorado Springs, CO Heritage and I don't plan to miss that.

But I need help deciding and to be honest I'm plain stuck!!! I have to choose between 2 camps not the same week but right after each other.

So here is the pros & cons to both....

Apostolic Jr. Camp, a would be working as staff for kids ages 7-13. Fun times, lots of work, no sleep, good food, blessing to others, very very tiring.

New Mexico's New Senior Camp, as a camper, Fun times, new camp, blessing to me, lots of good fellowship.

I love kids, infact I have a burden for them but I have it for teens too but I would be a camper at the senior camp not staff. I have been praying for a senior camp for years and now we have it and I don't even go! LOL

Jr. Camp is HARD work it not much of a vaction but it such a blessing. I could use getting away for myself but I am going to Heritage later that summer. Will I be physically ready to keep up with those hyperactive children?

With so many youth going to New Mexico camp, will there be someone for our kids for Jr. Camp the next week? Most can't do both like me! I can drive the kids up, the parents trust me with their kids and the kids listen to me, I'm used alot at Jr. Camp and they are asking for my help already.

I'm going to try to get off both but if I can't what should I choose? What would you choose? I'm so torn about it that I can't focus on either and I feel like I will betray one or the other?

Any advice will help!!!!

Jac

Dear February,

2010-02-03T02:31:00.001-07:00

"Dear February,
Please do me a favor and try to go as slowly as possible, unlike your neighbor January back there who raced right on through like Speedy Gonzales. I know you kinda pulled the short straw, being the shortest month and all, but try to do your best. Also, try to warm up a bit. It's entirely too cold out there for my liking.
Love, Lindsay"

From a friend's post, I had to repost it!

Love, Jac

I'm officially enrolled!

2010-01-26T18:31:00.004-07:00

It was a bold move for me! A chance, a major sacrfice but what I have but hoping to do for some time! So there I was, finally taking the plung! That right after nine that right NINE years since I sat in a college class! Am I really that old?!?! Oh my word! Yeap I signed up today for 17+ credit hours! Plus bible college on Monday nights, church, oh and did I mention a full time job on OVERNIGHTS! Yeap I am insane!!! Ok I'm like nervous and excited and full of emotion about the whole thing! LOL

Finally this old school girl is going back to school! Wish me luck!

Jac

Conquers Conference Photo Challenge!

2010-01-04T15:24:00.005-07:00

Conquers Conference Photo Challenge!!!

I learn alot from this! One is as soon as you bring a camera out some guys just run for the hills! LOL Others can't get enough pics of themselves! Also I am very short!!! Most of the guys just towered over me! LOL Oh well it was fun! It took some begging, some threats, alot of laughing and a whole ton of fun! I'm so glad I did this! LOL Thanks to all my awesome, cool, wonderful apostolic guy friends who help me out! You ROCK!!!

From the one and only,

Jac

We Need You...

2009-12-30T04:42:00.004-07:00

We were wondering if you ever noticed this too...

That solitude of it all...

How solo it seems...

Like one thing might be missing...

Just a single thing about it...

Can you figure it out???

You guessed it…
Jac is never seen in a picture with anyone else!!!

The M.M.O.L. (Mighty Men of Landmark) teases her all the time.
They say the only one who will take a picture with her is bribed by candy!

That why
We Need You!

Jacqui wants to prove them wrong!!

At Conquers’ Conference this year Jac is on a mission to take a picture with as many young men as possible.
Simply that, a picture with as many single apostolic young men as possible!
Mary will be the official photographer, fear that she might Photoshop her face into other pictures.
We are asking you to do your civic duty and help this poor pathetic soul by simple being manly enough to smile for just one small picture!
Thank you; you will be richly blessed for your act of duty!

:-)

2009-12-28T01:59:00.003-07:00

Straight Face...

Fake Smile...

Smile...

Silly Grin...

Giggle...

Hidden laugh...

LOL...

ROFLOL...

*Snort*...

Belly Laugh...

Laugh till your side hurts...

Laugh till you cry...

Laugh till you can't breath...

Exhale...

...and do it all over again!

:-) Jac (-:

I'm an Aunty Again Sorta... Levi David Foster!!!

2009-12-11T02:41:00.006-07:00

Levi David Foster

December 9th, 2009

7lbs 5oz 21 1/2 inches

Foster Family
One of my favorite pictures
Mommy and Baby

Daddy and Baby

See Goodbye to sleep at night!!!

Little Red Man!!!

Congrats to the Fosters!

From "Aunty" Jac

The last of the Comics... Baptisms and Romance!

2009-11-02T01:31:00.002-07:00

Counting down...Woohoos

2009-10-28T03:09:00.002-07:00

I tried to use count down clocks but they didn't work! I might just be my computer so here it is official days till the following!

13 days till... My last day of work for 13 days!

14 days till... West Coast Conferences in Fresno California!

19 days till... My Trailblazer Trip to Maui, Hawaii!

29 days till... Thanksgiving!

57 days till... Christmas Day!

63 days till... Conquers' Conferences in Tucson, Arizona

250 days till... My Birthday!

Let's here Woohoos All Around!

Jac

Beyond Beautiful Research... I need your help!

2009-10-24T22:58:00.002-07:00

Ok, for several years now I have on and off researched, write, got frustrated, got inspired, cried, prayed and so much more over what... Well a book! I have an overflowing 3" Binder with research, a stack of books to read through, a zip drive with who know what on it, a 9 page detail outline and just a few chapters half written...

So what is the book about well I once heard if you can't write your whole meaning of a book in one line don't bother writing it! LOL I know I can talk for hours on this subject. The Book Title is Beyond Beautiful. The book one line meaning. (might be a little run on but give me credit this is good for me!)

"An Apostolic look at outward and inward beauty and how with God we can go beyond beautiful! "

If you want more details, well I can talk your ear off! LOL

But what I have wanted more then anything in the world was a way to do a survey and see Apostolic view point! I have search the web all over and finally gave up! God knew that I need this and at work this type of survey was used and *Bingo* it was sitting in my lap!

But what I need is people to fill it out! I have no idea how long it will take, I put a lot on it. Only 10 questions though but lots of stuff on it!!! LOL

So if your Apostolic, Pentecostal, Christian or not, if your young or old, teenager or elder, or if your male or female (though the book is for female mostly) I ask you fill it out ONCE and then pass it on!

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s.aspx?sm=AiaMSqCpuLsR63v7K7F5wA_3d_3d

The research is for Beyond Beautiful only, I will only see the answer but won't know who filled it out. I ask that you fill this out as truthfully as you like. You don't have to fill out every answer either!

Thank you and please pass this on!

Jac

Yeap Some More from Reverand Fun!

2009-10-13T05:23:00.004-07:00

And my favorite for today...

Yeap some more! Hope you are enjoying them as much as I have!

Jac

Like Totally Way Cool! Comic Strips!

2009-10-09T01:30:00.005-07:00

Ok, here a few more and these are Like Totally Way Cool! LOL Well that what I think of when I read some of them!

Really make your light shine!

Yeah think!

That would be like our church!! Except with more cameras!

Totally makes me giggle!!!

Tommorrow I will post some more biblical truth ones then the following day Love ones! Then that will be it for awhile! You will have to just hear me go on and on about well about nothing in particular!

Jac

Spiritual Comic Strips Truths

2009-10-08T02:20:00.004-07:00

Ok here is some more of my favorite comic strips! Here is some Spiritual Comic Strip Truths!

Oh Google!

Ooooo I like this one! Bible is the only book you can read and believe everything it says!

This ones gets to me... So does the next one. I almost want to cry!

Yeap Jesus is the Answer!!!

LOL, Jac

Good Clean Comics!

2009-10-07T02:51:00.006-07:00

Ok I love this guy! His comic strips are so funny! Here is a few of them... Some of the musical ones ... Sorta! LOL

Stay tuned... More to come!

Jac

Swine Flu Paranoia!

2009-09-25T02:50:00.002-07:00

I've been busy with work, school starting and looking for a 2nd job! So for anyone who is normally reading my blog I'm sorry! I just haven't felt like updating very much... right now I've been feeling uninspired!

My coworker sent this to me and I cracked up! Ssssooooo true!

Jac

September 11th...

2009-09-11T02:13:00.004-07:00

Some pictures from 9/11...

Please check out my other blog for my story "May We Never Forget" at jacquelinesc84.blogspot.com

God Bless America,

Jac

09/09/09

2009-09-09T05:09:00.005-07:00

I was try to upload a pic but it didn't work! (Added it FINALLY!) So I remember in school when it was cool when it was January 9, 1994 or so cause it would read 1/9/94 which look cool and so on! Then it was 01/01/01, 02/02/02, 03/03/03, etc then the 06/06/06 and the "Scare" of that day and then the 07/07/07 LOL and all the wedding on that day now it's 09/09/09! Crazy! Never thought I would see the day! LOL Then there will be 10/10/10... 11/11/11... 12/12/12! Crazy Crazy Crazy!

Jac

Left? Right? Left?

2009-09-05T23:51:00.004-07:00

Left? Right? Left? What am I! Seriously! I'm confused!!!

Ok so here how it started, my mom is Left handed and I found out later that my Biological dad is also Left handed. I thought it was strange that I was right handed! I mentioned to my older sister this and she told me, "Jac, you were left handed when you were younger." I was like "Seriously", she said, "Yeah, I forgot, why are you right handed now?" We talk about it and concluded that back in the day, teachers would teach kids to use their right hand only when learning how to right. So I just started using my right hand.

But it's been recently that I have discovered how left handed I am! When I got sick and was forced to use a cane 2 years ago. I would walk with cane in my right hand because it was my stronger side. My left hand became that reach for things, held items, shook hands etc. I think that triggered something in my brain that had been long forgotten.

It wasn't till Friday afternoon that I realized HOW much I really use my Left hand more then my right. Friday I smashed my left hand in the door when walking out. A beautiful little blood blister form on my pointer finger and was out of comission! I wrapped it up, thinking glad it wasn't my right hand. But I was wrong!!! My left hand seems to be my main hand now. I had trouble doing my hair, my left hand grabbed everything. If I was carring stuff that was my right hands job and the left hand did the work. By the end of the day my left hand was throbbing, but I said forget it! No way I'm re-training my hands to work I'll deal with the pain.

So now I can't figure it out! What am I! Left handed or right handed! Or if I work on my writing skills with my left hand will I be able to truely be ambidextrous? Now that would be cool!!!

Lefty and Righty,

Jac

Global Warming... Must read!

2009-09-04T05:39:00.004-07:00

I believe in Global warming! Seriously I do. Yeap, Al Gore is actually right! Now you all are looking at me strange, saying I'm a weirdo in believing it. Did your know your Bible even backs it up. Yeap, one day we are going to have quite the Global Warming! Want me to show you, remember if you read this your going to have to believe too. So don't say I didn't warn ya.

Ok in II Peter 3:10 says

"But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up. "

Yeap told ya, Global Warming is coming but unlike what Mr. Gore says this earth is going to burn to a crisp! I just plan on not being here! So do you believe in Global warming now?!?!

Jac

New Whit In the Town of Odyssey???

2009-09-03T03:39:00.006-07:00

Ok so look what happens when your bored at work! You go checking out the weirdest things online so on Wikipedia I put in Adventures in Odyssey. I was stun to find out that there is a new Whit in town, well not really just a new voice!!!

Ok first of all, YES, I still listen to Odyssey. I am not ashamed! I don't get up early every saturday morning but I do listen often online or buy the CD packs.

Now I didn't get introduced to Odyssey till I was 14, but I have listen to everyone and some so many times I can quote it. In fact, Odyssey taught me many of my bible stories in the beginning years of serving the Lord.

We all rememeber the orginal voice of Whit, Hal Smith. After he passed away and the trama of having no Whit hit us, we finally got a new Whit. I took some getting use too but finally accepted Paul Herlinger as the new voice.

But I just read this... "Due to small health issues, a mutual decision was made by Herlinger and the crew to replace Herlinger with another voice actor. In 2009, Andre Stojka took over the role."

Say WHAT?!?! Change Whit again?!? Wait a second!!! Ok so I take this really personal!!! LOL But I must say I'm a huge AIO fan! I can understand why, they don't want anything to happen like before. I guess I think that the character's will live on forever! How long was Connie in High School after all!!!

Ok so here the question, I seriously didn't notice the change yet. Have you? What's your thoughts. Why didn't the team of AIO included me in the decision?!?!? Excuse me!

In the famous words of Whit will the words still be true? "The best is yet to come."

Adventures in Odyssey Fan,

Jac

Say What?!?!?

2009-08-27T02:56:00.003-07:00

Found this on my old blog and had me in tears laughing so hard!!! Love it!!! It's kinda long but worth your time! I promise!!! Don't read if your trying to be quiet it won't work!!! Let me know what your favorite was...

Church Bulletin Bloopers:

"For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs."

"The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church."

"The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession."

"Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m. Please use the back door."

"Anointing of the sick ... If you are going to be hospitalized for an operation, contact the pastor. Special prayer also for those who are seriously sick by request."

"The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment."

The sermon title this morning: WOMEN IN THE CHURCH
The closing song: RISE UP, O MEN OF GOD

The sermon this morning: GOSSIP ... THE SPEAKING OF EVIL
The closing song: I LOVE TO TELL THE STORY

The sermon this morning: CONTEMPORARY ISSUES # 3 ... EUTHANASIA
The closing song: TAKE MY LIFE

The following questions by lawyers were taken from actual court documents in America:

"Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"

"Now doctor, is it not true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn’t know anything about it until the next morning?"

Q: "What happened then?"
A: "He told me, ‘I have to kill you because you can identify me.'"
Q: "And did he kill you?"
"Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?

"The youngest son, the twenty year old, how old is he?"

"Were you alone or by yourself?"

"Do you have any children or anything of that kind?"

Q: "I show you exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture?"
A: "That’s me."
Q: "Were you present when he picture was taken?"

"Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?"

Q: "Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated ?"
A: "By death."
Q: "And by whose death was it terminated?"

Q: "Do you know how far pregnant you are now?"
A: "I’ll be three months on November 8th."
Q: "Apparently then, the date of conception was August 8th?
A: "Yes."
Q: "What were you doing at that time?

"So you were gone until you returned?"

Q: "She had three children right?"
A: "Yes."
Q: "How many were boys?"
A: "None."
Q: "Were there any girls?"

"Mrs. Jones, how many times have you committed suicide?"

"You don’t know what it was, and you didn’t know what it looked like, but can you describe it?"

Q: "You say the stairs went down to the basement?"
A: "Yes."
Q: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"

Q: "Do you recall approximately the time that you examined the body of Mr. Edington at the Rose Chapel?"
A: "The autopsy started about 8:30 p.m."
Q: "And Mr. Edington was dead at that time?"

The following quotes taken from the Toronto News on July 26, 1977, are actual statements from insurance forms where car drivers tried to summarize accident details in as few words as possible. Such instances of faulty writing serve to confirm that incompetency can be highly entertaining.

·Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.

·The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intent.

·I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.

· In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.

· I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.

· I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.

· I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.

· My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.

· As I approached the intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no sign had ever appeared before, making me unable to avoid the accident.

· I told the police I was not injured, but upon removing my hair, I found that I had a fractured skull.

· I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.

· I saw a slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car.

· The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.

· I was thrown from my car as it left the road, and was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.

· A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

· I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my head through it.

· To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.

· The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

· The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, so I ran over him.

· An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.

·A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.

· I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.

Hope you enjoyed!!! Let me know your favorite one!!!

Jac

My Quiz from QuizYourFriends.com

2009-08-19T03:46:00.001-07:00

How well do you know Jac??
1) Two Part Question: Where am I go in November and why do I get to go there?
		New York City! Woohoo because I won a trip in a raffle at work!
		Maui because I was Employee of the Year.
		Disney World!!! I was an instant winner at McDees!!!
		Hawaii cause I have been saving for ever to go on my dream trip!!!

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Aurora's Drawing... My Little Artist

2009-08-17T01:36:00.004-07:00

My niece, Aurora since she could hold up a crayon has been drawing. She will draw on anything paper, dust on the table, the wall, my sister's Bills. Now she 7 and her scribbles are now 2D stick figures with my favorite part feet facing in a very akward position! Can you tell I'm a proud Aunty!!!

Picture of Home. Aurora lives with her Mommy in an apartment, if you look closely you can see that she drew an apartment.

A Phoenix Native, Aurora drew her homeland. Plus that day they had been talking about Coyotes and Snakes. I'm not sure if that a coyote in the cactus or what!

She loves drawing pictures of her friends!!! For a now 2nd grader her spelling is very good!

(S) Selena, her bestest friend at church, (A) Aurora and (J) Jac... Awe we are looking good!! I love it!

Ok time to ask Aurora what this is all about. (S) Selena and (L) ???? Hopfully it's Levi, Selena's Baby Brother!!! Not Logan from Jr. Camp!!! Beside I doubt Logan would wear shorts!!! Levi, well he 6 months old so that ok!!!

Ok Here the Biggie!!! It's time for a Bible Study!!! Sunday night, Pastor was preaching a heavy message that well would go over a 7 years old head. So I gave her my book to draw. (Now that she 7 and has the Holy Ghost she old enought to pay attention but every once in awhile I will let her.) Well the first pic is ok, It shows Aurora and Selena in Heaven or "Heven" as my niece put it (Look in the upper left hand corner!) But the second one well.....

Well the second one is the same as before but it puts them in Hell. For a little girl, who only her Aunty is in church this is example of how Hell is just a joke to the world. TV and Movies depict Hell so many ways. Since Br. Abbott was talking about Hell during his preaching I don't think Aurora fully understands what going on! Lord, help my little girl, open her understanding!

Well Atleast this part was a relief!! I Love Jesus with a funky looking Heart!!!

The One, The Only,

Jac

Talking... Can't live without it! Seriously!!!

2009-08-13T02:56:00.003-07:00

Talking, YES I love to talk!!! My mom use to say that once I learned to talk I never stop talking. I truly love to talk!!! I'm almost never speechless.

Statistics say that men speak around 2000 words a day and women speak an average of 7000 words a day! I pretty much speak my share and then some in half a day!

I really do like to talk, in fact I'm a telephone operator for a living! LOL Only me!!! But my job has taught me to listen too! Use my words wisely and ssssooo much more!!!

Recently I discovered something about myself, I can not live without talking!!! In fact, I feel inside if I don't communicate with someone throughout my day I feel like my life is going to come unglued!!!

For years, I've known one thing, out of "Five Love Languages" from the book, my love language is Words of Affirmation. Hearing words makes me feel loved.

A friend told me that all girls are like that, if they don't talk to a friend they will think they don't like them or feel ignored. It different for me or maybe it just worst. On my days off when I'm not at work and it not a church night about mid-day I will start loosing it. It gets worst if I try calling or texting and no one answers. By that night, I'm a mess! Truly!

But when I descovered this about myself, I realize it just me being silly and freaking out over something so small. It keeps me from freaking out and I start to realize that I can survive without talking... Well for 24 hours atleast!

My friends fear for my "future" husband!!! Said he won't ever get a word in, I disagree, I love good conversation and enjoy listening to others!!! I learn ssssoooo much!!! I love talking whether it me talking or another!!!

So if you never knew that about me or never realize it (you must be deaf if didn't) now you know. You also know that the fastest way to kill me would put me in a room and not let anyone talk to me, I would be dead in... let see I would have to say less then a week!!!! :-D

Never Speechless,

Jac

Change of plans... My Real Vacation Plans!!!!

2009-08-08T03:48:00.004-07:00

Ok this is a long story but I will make is short. Last December, I recieved at my work one of three awards given to employees in non management possitions. I basically recieved "Employee of the Year" I was floored and excited!!! I recieved with the award, a beautiful plaque, $500, 40 PTO (paid time off), 2 round tickets to anywhere in the U.S., and 5 nights at any of our hotels!!! Crazy!!! I'm still amazed at that!!!

I was told I could only go in the Continental U.S. I choose NYC, because I had never been there, sounded cool and so much more. Over time my work had some trouble with the plans, hotels and each time it just didn't work out!!! I got frustrated over and over! Then NYC started stressing me out, busy city, on the go for everything! It actually freaked me out and I hadn't gone yet.

I had just wanted to go on a vacation for once, I mean a REAL vacation! I love conferences and all but I need somewhere where I could take a break! Not feel worn out and fall apart by the time it was over! I had never been on a vacation where I did vacation type stuff!!! I started praying that this trip would be that way. My once in a life time trip!!!

Well last week plans changed. I found out, I could fly anywhere in the U.S. so I made a decision, I wanted to go somewhere new!!! So into Human Resources ready to beg, plead and pout to get my way out of the NYC trip but go somewhere else. Somewhere I had only dreamed of going!!! When I told HR, he turned to me and said sure! No fight, no problem, in fact I could tell he was actually very happy I choose that!!!

Ssssssoooooo Now for my Employee of the Year, Chance of a Lifetime, My First Real Life Vacation, I'm going to get this

MAUI, HAWAII!

I know Craziness!!! Who would of ever know!!! I'm so excited I can't stand it! I'm going the week before Thanksgiving in November and the Week after West Coast Conference! I'm going to try to WCC and the next week go to Maui. I'm like so excited I start to shake just thinking about it!!!

SSSSSOOOOO Can't wait! Please let me know about any recommendations to do while we are there!!! So Mary, Theresa, Marry Joe and I are off to the Big Island!! I have an urging to listen to the Odyssey, about the Barkley's going to Hawaii again!!!

Jac

HIGHLY Recommended Reading...

2009-08-03T02:25:00.004-07:00

I can't begin to tell you how much this book has changed my outlook on life! Seriously! It one of the most highly recommended books for any single young person!!! Also for Pastors and Youth Leaders!!!

This book is not written by Apostolics but should be read by every Apostolic Young Person! No it not another "Dating" book of do this do that kinda thing. This book is different, it's amazing!!!

I'm right now rereading it again for who know how many times I have read it now! LOL Written by a husband and wife team, the book is written for both guys and gals, easy reading and worth the time and efford!!!

So what the book already...

"When God Writes Your Love Story"

By Eric & Leslie Ludy

You can buy this anywhere, Barnes and Nobles, Christian Book stores, local book stores! Believe me it worth the money and time.

My only request is you read it with a open mind, and listen with your heart. These words are right on!!!

Then let me know what you think! Comment!!!

Happy Reading,

Jac

Heritage 2009

2009-07-29T14:12:00.002-07:00

Heritage 2009 was incredible!!! I can't even begin to share how cool it really was!!! Please comment! Click on the link below to see pics! I can't seem to get it to show the slide show in my blog. ~ Jac ~

Heritage 2009

Jac Quote

2009-07-19T03:48:00.004-07:00

I love quotes, no doubt about it. But I want to share with you some of my favorite "Jac Quotes"! LOL

"Do and Succeed, Don't and Fail." ~ Jac

"You are a dork!" ~Jac

"God will never give you more then you can handle, sometimes He gives you just enough to break you so that He makes you stronger and show you that He is your strength." ~Jac

"Oh I forgot Davy, you have to be FAMILY to get the discount!" ~Jac

"Wounds and Scars can be the same in many ways, they tell a story, they show suffering and they can be all different kinds of wounds and scars. They also can be very different; one shows that you’re still in pain the other shows healing." ~Jac

"You can't come without shoes on." also "Where are your shoes?" ~Jac

"Yes that is my real hair and no I don't want to donate it. I like it this way." ~Jac

"Yes, that's my little piece of junk isn't she beautiful." ~Jac

"I'm tired!" ~Jac

"Me talk to much. I don't talk to much, I mean I love talking, but I don't think I talk TOO MUCH. I mean if I have something to say why keep quiet. I love telling everyone about what is going on. I know sometimes I tell you 3 or 4 or 5 times well may 10 times but it worth telling you about. But seriously, I don't talk to much..." (Due to not enough space in this blog I was unable to continue this quote. Please ask Jac another time to quote this in real life!)

That's all that I can think of right now! Have a great quote day!

Jac

The Animal Tag Game ~ Duck ~

2009-07-13T04:49:00.000-07:00

Just for the record, my work started this!!! In a meeting, we were asked what animal best describes ourselves at work. I said a duck, yes a duck! I'll explain!!!

I am most like a duck because...

I often let things roll off my back like "Water off a Duck's Back"

I love kids and love playing follow the leader or marching or whatever fun thing from one place to the next! My little Ducklings!!!

When everything around me is going crazy, or if I am really nervous, I will look calm as can be. BUT underneath the water my little feet are going a million miles an hour!!!!

But last and most of all...

I'm all quack and no bite!!!

I can quack when I'm happy, quack when I'm sad, I quack because I'm tired, frustrated, excited or whatever! I love to quack but I'm not very dangerous!!!

Ok but I only know a few people on blog! So I guess it ends here!

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Rules to play when tagged-
1. Mark in title the animal you describe yourself as
2. Name the characteristics of this animal that you think you display
3. Post at least one picture of the animal
4. Post at least one picture of YOU displaying one of those animal characteristics
5. Tag six more people/notify to them that they have been tagged
6. Copy/paste the rules to the game at the bottom of your post!

Yes a new blog

2009-07-13T02:39:00.000-07:00

Ok so I have wanted to set this up for some time. I used to have a fun blog but it was on Xanga but no one could comment. so I've kinda forgotten about it. So I decided to put one that just pics and stuff!

Nothing normal ever happens to me! If it rains it pours with me! If something sorta crazy happens to another, something even crazier happens to me! Like I could tell you stories about me and cops, no I've never been arrested or done anything bad! But I could tell you stories about being pulled over for small traffic things and have crazy things happen! LOL Like making an officer cry, being asked on a date, pulled over for driving too slow following Grandma and so much more!!! LOL I can tell tales of things that happen at work on an overnight. LLOL adventures and so on!!! Nothing is ever normal with me!!!

So I figure I share my adventures, my rant and raves, my late night blogging and who knows what else with me!

Enjoy it,
Jac